In the GOP debate last night, Donald Trump bragged about the size of his cock.

We are now living in a time where presidential candidates are bragging about their cocks in nationally-televised debates.

The three most likely candidates for President of the United States 2016 are an avowed socialist, a female career criminal, and a guy who brags about his dick.

This is the circus my once great, but now crumbling homeland has become.

This is what millions of my forefathers bled and died for.

Nero fiddled while Rome burned, but at least he wasn’t throwing oil on the buildings.

I can’t wait to get out of here.

15 thoughts on “Donald Trump’s Dick

  1. Yeah, that was pretty bad. I can’t really watch the debates anymore – now that Jeb dropped out, they’re not really funny, just kind of retarded.

    Was watching a Stefan Molyneux podcast where he mentioned that having Jeb around added a lot of comedy because it was so funny seeing him trying to attack Donald Trump and just getting absolutely obliterated again and again – it was like a midget clown with a soap bubble-filled water pistol vs. the Incredible Hulk. It was so entertaining just watching him get body slammed through the floorboards over and over again.

    I’m hoping that if Trump gets the nomination that his debates with Hillary will have the same quality.

  2. Oh, I still watch every Republican debate. They’re entertaining as hell. I just wish I could watch them from some distant land. 2025 can’t come fast enough!

    I skip the Democrat ones though. Too boring, and I’ve heard it all before.

  3. In his defense… Trump’s response works for his (poorly educated) base. Actually, gained him more voters…lol.

    2025… (dude, that’s a long time from now) I think you said somewhere in Asia, right?

  4. In his defense… Trump’s response works for his (poorly educated) base. Actually, gained him more voters

    I know. That’s the problem. The Lizard Queen’s crap works on her voters too. Bernie’s socialist crap works on his voters too.

    Trump voters, Lizard Queen voters, and Bernie voters are the vast majority of the country. In other words, my country is fucked.

    dude, that’s a long time from now

    9 years. I’ll be out of the country a portion of the year until then.

    I think you said somewhere in Asia, right?

    Haven’t decided yet. Asia or S. America. I’ll be posting about it in more detail soon.

  5. To avoid being a distraction on BD, I thought maybe I could pose this question here…

    Who is Tubarao?

    And may I ask, what is your opinion about the works of “Tariq Nasheed, Christian McQueen and David DeAngelo.”

    Thanks.

  6. > I know. That’s the problem. The Lizard Queen’s crap works on her voters too. Bernie’s socialist crap works on his voters too.

    You know Caleb that is EXACTLY right.People think the problem is Donald or Hillary or Bernie. But it isn’t. Every society has slimy scumbags like these guys, the question is who do the people choose to put in charge? It is simply wrong to think that they can’t get someone better if they want. The problem is not the politicians but the people. And that is why some perfect candidate coming along won’t fix things, because the people don’t want that guy. They really do want more bread and circuses.

    So people, don’t blame Bernie or Hillary or Donald, look in the mirror, look around at the train station, the music concert and the grocery store. It is these people who are the problem, not the slimebag politicians.

    @Zan
    >Haha, I’ll be doing the same, within 2 years but I will retain my US citizenship.

    You do know Zan that if you retain your US citizenship that you retain your obligation to pay American taxes? If you pay taxes in a foreign country you can get some relief from tax treaties, but if you are a US Citizen you must file a 1040 every year, same as us other schmucks.

  7. Yes, but here’s the thing…. at the end of the day..if WW III breaks out, I’m going to want to be back in America. If the world economy crashes…America will still be the most stable economy…. I know you may disagree but consider the fact who has the weapons and who controls the world banks and IMF and who manipilate the financial markets. At the end of the day…military might rules.

  8. If the world economy crashes…America will still be the most stable economy

    Absolutely incorrect, and boy, do really need to do a lot of research if you actually believe that.

    if WW III breaks out, I’m going to want to be back in America

    No you’re not. You’re going to want to be as far from America as you can, in some quiet, neutral country no one cares about.

    If WWIII really happens, the bombs will be dropping (or exploding via terrorists) in US cities, not in places like Santiago or Ascuncion.

    Societal Programming has really done a number on you.

  9. Hahaha..OK, then I better keep reading your stuff then…. I’m sure I’m not the only one who thinks this way…maybe you should address this in an article and save us all.

  10. I’m sure I’m not the only one who thinks this way

    You’re not. Most people think that way. That’s why most people are wrong.

    maybe you should address this in an article and save us all.

    You forget…I’m not here to save anyone.

  11. CJ, I have a question This has nothing to do with Donald’s Dick,
    More societal economic.
    How much impact does Guy Disney have on the Western World’s Consumer Debt?

    I believe that a woman can spend infinitely.

  12. How much impact does Guy Disney have on the Western World’s Consumer Debt?

    Try to stay on topic to the post. You have a habit of asking these way off-topic questions.

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