In the GOP debate last night, Donald Trump bragged about the size of his cock.
We are now living in a time where presidential candidates are bragging about their cocks in nationally-televised debates.
The three most likely candidates for President of the United States 2016 are an avowed socialist, a female career criminal, and a guy who brags about his dick.
This is the circus my once great, but now crumbling homeland has become.
This is what millions of my forefathers bled and died for.
Nero fiddled while Rome burned, but at least he wasn’t throwing oil on the buildings.
I can’t wait to get out of here.