Well, hello there, Star Wars!
I said that I would give you one last chance. I said I would give Star Wars: The Last Jedi a shot and go in with an open mind, in the hope that it explained at least some of the many things that made literally no sense about the universe portrayed in The Force Awakens. After all, that’s what all the Star Wars fanboys said to me two years ago when I complained about The Force Awakens, “You have to wait until the next movie, Caleb! Then they’ll explain it!”