I was once on an airplane looking for my seat. When I finally got back to the plane, I saw some middle-aged dude was sitting in it.
“Excuse me,” I said, “I think you’re in my seat.” I showed him my boarding pass clearly indicating that indeed he was.
Before he had a chance to speak, the woman next to him, his wife, exploded in a fiery fury.
“I can’t believe this man!” she screamed, yelling at her husband but talking about me, “I can’t believe he would split up a family like this! This is ridiculous!!!”