Reason gives the rules for Barack’s State of the Union address tonight.
Take a drink every time Obama:
– Mentions inequality. Take another if, in the same sentence, he refers to “the wealthiest Americans.” Chug the rest of the bottle if he mentions “the 1 percent.”
– Describes government spending as an investment.
– Talks about economic mobility without noting that mobility has not changed in fifty years.
– Forgets to apologize for lying when he said that people who liked their doctors and their health plans could keep them under Obamacare.